Privacy Policy

We don't collect your data except to know where to send your purchases. We won't sell, lend, trade, or give your data to anyone for any reason. 

The only exception to this would be if you contact us and say there was a security incident at the zoo and you are being chased down 14th Street by a wild silver back gorilla. In that case we will use your address to contact your local authorities on your behalf to let them know where your remains can be found. Because by the time we do all that, the gorilla will be tossing you around like a bag of ice that fused together in the freezer. Anyway, this all seems like a bad idea, you should probably call your local emergency number, stop reading privacy policies, put your phone down, and run faster. Good luck!